Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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