i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I did not marry a roomba.
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