I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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