He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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