scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
4 words: hood of his car
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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