literally had 100 drinks last night.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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