I cockslap morals
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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