He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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