Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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