This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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