Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
whose parrot is this?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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