well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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