That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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