you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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