I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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