i just made my gag reflex go away.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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