Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I believe in your delicious
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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