You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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