It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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