Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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You coming home soon, man?
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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