she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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