I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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