found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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