So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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