You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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