do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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