Already got asked if we're dating
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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