I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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