clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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