I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
