I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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