im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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