Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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