I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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