So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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