Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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