I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Randomize