You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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