Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
