we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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