White coat. Heels.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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