He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
