she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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