So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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