he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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