So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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