Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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