How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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