that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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