The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just want to make out with him forever
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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