His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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