is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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