I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i dont even know how to be here
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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