This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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