I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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