I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Oh god it's open bar.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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