Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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