clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We need to get me chipped asap
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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